Whoever wrote "The truth shall set you free" was full of... well, he didn't know what he was talking about. Normal people, like Rider #1 and myself, we know that lying is a lot more fun, can get you out of trouble, and will generally let you get ahead in life.
Many falacies are found within the english language, perpetuated by delusional individuals who are most probably socially retarded. The kind of individuals that turn down dates to sit in their room and study quantum mechanics... for fun.
Some of the many falsehoods circulating can include the following: "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger" have you ever been folded into a pretzel by one of your loving siblings?,or "Leave nothing for tomorrow which can be done today" Please... that doesn't even make any sense.
I, Rider #2 and my insanely handsome brother have created this blog to divulge our endless supply of knowledge and wonderful insights to those not blessed with our supperior intelect and sharp wit. The writings that will most assuredly be writ will astound you, amaze you, teach you, but most probably just flabergast, and confuse you. Just remember: Incredulity is for the weak. Enjoy.
*Rider #1 and #2 are not held responsible for any neurological, psycholigical, or other such health problems following the reading this blog.
13 years ago
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